May 2009
Hip-Hop Humor →
Easily my new favorite Tumblr.
April 2009
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“So like, wouldn’t it be crazy if I got Swine Flu?”
– Announced my boyfriend randomly after brushing his teeth…. (via bigcrush)
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swine flu 2k9 on tumblr: the race to infection
annicka:
whoever wins is going to be tumblr-faaaaamous! the race is on! somebody hook me up with that dude in indiana! tumblr should provide a trophy or something.
Is it just me or does the swine flu scare seem...
This virus just doesn’t seem very dangerous compared to the amount of coverage it’s getting but I’m no epidemiologist.
FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology
rocketjumper:
flourhoneymilk:
Icarus Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML
Odysseus Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another...
I wish I had a girlfriend to give me a back rub...
Too bad I enjoy solitude so much. And, I’m bonkers.
“There are two kinds of couples in the world. Those who feel comfortable enough...”
– Albert Einstein (via biteofpythias) (via elvira)
Uncomfortable Plot Summaries →
henryeatspeople:
These are my favorites (click the link above for the full list):
300: Gays kill blacks.
AMADEUS: Man with health problems receives help from rival.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent...
spytap:
If you watch Fight Club backwards, it’s a movie about a guy who progressively drifts further and further apart from his troublemaker best friend, thus rendering his life meaningless.
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