October 2008
I am about to submit a design to the department of...
Carl Rove. $0 bill.
I’m thinking of just printing a ton out and trying to deposit them in a bank.
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“be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.”
– mark twain (via sarazucker) (via hahanotfunny)
wise words.
September 2008
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My sister is going to be waking up to go to work soon. As a resident she’s driving to Sacramento today at 3am and working 14 hour days all week. I got to talk to her about her day after work and I asked her what the worst thing was that she had to deal with today (these conversations are always very blasé in our family) so she told me about a patient who came in today with a distended bowl...
“The strong move quiet, the weak start riots.”
– Memphis Bleek
“A new concept of celebrations beneath the human underground must emerge, become...”
– 1967 (via bunnynico)
HIPHOP!
What you could do with $700,000,000,000
tmblg:
willw:
dihard:
Give every person in the US $2,300 or give every household $6,200.
Pay the income taxes of every American who makes $500,000 or less a year.
Fully fund the Defense, Treasury, Education, State Veterans Affairs and Interior departments next year, as well as NASA.
Buy gasoline for every car in the US for 16 months.
Buy every NFL, NBA, and MLB team and build each one a...
“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby...”
– Mark Twain
If I had a nickel...
If I had a buck for every time Bush blew it I’d bail out our economy right now.
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Love her or hate her you can’t deny the...
suckafuck:
frangry:
I hate chicks that use Halloween as an excuse to dress like sluts. At least be a zombie whore.
Really, it’s like going to temple on Rosh Hashanah, or going to mass on Easter, or getting high on 4/20. If you’re going to slut it up, have some fucking dignity and be a slut year-round.
“McCain said he was going to interrupt his campaign to save the negotiations....”
– John Kerry (via livejamie)
“The Web isn’t just real estate. It’s a habitat, an environment, an...”
– Doc Searls Weblog · The Live Web (via fred-wilson)
Listen
“They won’t vote for Flavor Flav. Yeah, Flavor would have a hard time getting...”
– Chris Rock on Real Time with Bill Maher, talking about latent racists who would have a tough time voting for Obama. (via soupsoup)
“It’s my experience that folks who have no vices have generally very few virtues.”
– Abraham Lincoln (via whokilled) (via hahanotfunny)
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“If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.”
– George Bernard Shaw
Throw politicians into the mix and I am confident the same theory holds true. (via winstonwolfe)
Palin once blessed to be free from 'witchcraft',... →
winstonwolfe:
The video shows Palin standing before Bishop Thomas Muthee in the pulpit of the Wasilla Assembly of God church, holding her hands open as he asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from “every form of witchcraft.”
There goes the alchemist vote.
“The counterfeit innovator is wildly self-confident. The real one is scared to...”
– - Steven Pressfield
(I’m trying hard not to quote EVERYTHING out of this book. Yeah..it’s that dope.) (via skewby)
